1. The Female ALWAYS Makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are Subject to Change Without Prior Notification.

3. No male is allowed to know THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the male knows all, or even some of
    THE RULES She Must Immediately Change THE RULES.

5. The Female is NEVER wrong.

6. If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant     misunderstanding directly related to something the male did     or said.

7. If RULE 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for     causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Female is allowed to change Her mind at any time.

9. The male must NEVER change his mind without the express      written consent of the female.

10. The Female has the right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The male must remain calm at all times.... Unless the       Female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the male        know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. Any attempts to document THE RULES could result in bodily        harm for the male.

14. If the Female Has PMS, All RULES are null and void.