- Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed
upon.
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- Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over
how much weight you have gained.
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- Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of
ever having a flat stomach.
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- Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation
while drunk.Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent
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- Negligent (adj.), describes a condition
in which you absentmindedly answer the
door in your nightie
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- Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
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- Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
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- Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding
hairline
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- Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles
his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
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- Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that,
when you die, your soul goes up on the
roof and gets stuck there.
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- Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.
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- Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle
that picks you up after you are run over
by a steamroller.
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